{"id":22327,"date":"2026-06-24T23:55:15","date_gmt":"2026-06-24T23:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/elon-suffers-another-day-short-of-trillionaire-status\/"},"modified":"2026-06-24T23:55:15","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T23:55:15","slug":"elon-suffers-another-day-short-of-trillionaire-status","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/elon-suffers-another-day-short-of-trillionaire-status\/","title":{"rendered":"Elon suffers another day short of trillionaire status"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"speakable-summary\" class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a world marred with oppression and strife, one injustice rises above all else: Elon Musk is not currently a trillionaire. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When SpaceX went public earlier this month, Musk became the world&rsquo;s first trillionaire. He declared in a victory lap-slash-speech that he aspires to take all of us to the moon, Mars, and &ldquo;maybe beyond the solar system.&rdquo; He awkwardly threw his fists in the air while his acolytes cheered him on. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But stock prices fluctuate, so right now he&rsquo;s merely a several-hundred-billionaire, according to Bloomberg&rsquo;s Billionaires Index.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frankly, it&rsquo;s embarrassing. How will Musk support his legion of offspring? Can he even afford to keep expanding his already considerable brood, given his outspoken pronatalism? The math is getting complicated.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We wish him the best as he navigates this trying time. And Elon, if you need a good rice and beans recipe, or some tips on how to win big at the thrift store, we can point you in the right direction.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><sub>Elon suffers another day short of trillionaire status<\/sub><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a world marred with oppression and strife, one injustice rises above all else: Elon Musk is not currently a trillionaire. When SpaceX went public earlier this month, Musk became the world&rsquo;s first trillionaire. He declared in a victory lap-slash-speech that he aspires to take all of us to the moon, Mars, and &ldquo;maybe beyond&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/elon-suffers-another-day-short-of-trillionaire-status\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Elon suffers another day short of trillionaire status&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22328,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22327\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jobuzo.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}